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In two decades I've lost a total of 789 pounds. I should be hanging from a charm bracelet. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#charm #decades #hanging #i #lost

House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#go #guests #house #leave #long

Someone once threw me a small, brown, hairy kiwi fruit, and I threw a wastebasket over it until it was dead. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#dead #fruit #hairy #i #me

I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it. ↗

— Erma Bombeck

#carrying #certain #courage #dignity #enough

I think I would have had less tumult in my life if I hadn't grown up in my particular house. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

#had #hadn #house #i #i think

Now it seems like people want to do damage to young celebrities. They want to find them doing bad things. They encourage them. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

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The fact is, I made $400 a week and only for 26 weeks a year. I never had any money. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

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There are people, radio talk show hosts, those kind of people, it's their job to only have one opinion, they can't tell you about their feelings. They have to go with what pays their bills. ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

#bills #feelings #go #hosts #job

There's nothing like turning on the radio and listening to the high-speed chase that you're leading police on! ↗

— Danny Bonaduce

#high-speed #leading #like #listening #nothing

In order to govern, the question is not to follow out a more or less valid theory but to build with whatever materials are at hand. The inevitable must be accepted and turned to advantage. ↗

— Napoleon Bonaparte

#advantage #build #follow #govern #hand