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Do you not realize that your kids are going to make mistakes, and a lot of them? Do you not realize the damage you do when you push your son’s nose into his mishaps or make your daughter feel worthless because she bumped or spilled something? Do you have any idea how easy it is to make your child feel abject? It’s as simple as letting out the words, “why would you do that!?” or “how many times have I told you…


Dan Pearce


#arguing #break #child #children #dads

The nice thing about being an empty-headed pessimist is that that your glass is only half air.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #pessimism #funny

Though I have started emailing with one of my fellow readers whenever there's something important to say about Modern Family or Friday Night Lights, and with another when I notice her updates on Goodreads.com.


Rachel Bertsche


#goodreads #nonfiction #family

The sticky heaps of jellied marshmallows and tinted fruit that appear on too many tables should be shudderingly avoided along with their sickeningly sweet mayonnaise but my POTATO SALAD is something quite different.


Margaret Yardley Potter


#salads #home

It rained toads the day the White Council came to town.


Jim Butcher


#magic #rain #toads #humor

Just-In Bieber- A man of bowled hair.


Dead Guy


#humor #justin-bieber #humor

That, they never could lay their heads upon their pillows; that, they could never tolerate the idea of their wives laying their heads upon their pillows; that, they could never endure the notion of their children laying their heads on their pillows; in short , that there never more could be , for them or theirs , any laying of heads upon pillows at all , unless the prisioner's head was taken off. The Attorney General during the trial of Mr. Darnay


Charles Dickens


#dickens #funny #heads #humor #funny

To give pleasure to a single heart by a single act is better than a thousand heads bowing in prayer.


Mahatma Gandhi


#better #bowing #give #heads #heart

Leaders are not known by their positions; they are known by their roles in those position. You have many gifts as a leader, but your dominant gift is what you will use to lead.


Israelmore Ayivor


#dominant #dominant-gift #dominate #dominion #food-for-thought

Everybody has that point in their life where you hit a crossroads and you've had a bunch of bad days and there's different ways you can deal with it and the way I dealt with it was I just turned completely to music.


Taylor Swift


#music #life






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