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We'll let our friends be the peacekeepers and the great country called America will be the pacemakers. ↗


— George W. Bush


#friends #humor #pacemaker #peacemaker #humor

Thank you for loving me like you love me. Thank you for showing me that we don't always have to be strong to be there for each other--that it's okay to be weak, so long as we're there. ↗


— Colleen Hoover


#love #strength #weakness #love

I will love you as a thief loves a gallery and as a crow loves a murder, as a cloud loves bats and as a range loves braes. I will love you as misfortune loves orphans, as fire loves innocence, and as justice loves to sit and watch while everything goes wrong. ↗


— Lemony Snicket


#love #lovers #love

Don't do this to us." He warned, his voice hoarse with angry desperation as he realize he was losing her. "You're letting eleven years of mistrust color everything you've discovered I've done". ↗


— Judith McNaught


#heartbreak #love-story #love

He had threatened my parents. I had to remember that. Still, it was really hard to stay mad at a wounded naked man. ↗


— Darynda Jones


#men #nakedness #humor

I believe the defining moment was when certain persons, who shall remain nameless, objected to my fuchsia silk striped waistcoat. I loved that waistcoat. I put my foot down, right then and there; I do not mind telling you!" To punctuate his deeply offended feelings, he stamped one silver-and-pearl-decorated high heel firmly. "No one tells me what I can and cannot wear!" He snapped up a lace fan from where it lay on a hall table and fanned himself vigorously with it for emphasis. ↗


— Gail Carriger


#lord-akeldama #humor

... Besides it's better to have Miyoshi around. You and me have a been together since Jr. High. Without her around people might think we're gay. ↗


— Tsugumi Ohba


#humor #manga #humor

Do not write. I am sad, and want my light put out. Summers in your absence are as dark as a room. I have closed my arms again. They must do without. To knock at my heart is like knocking at a tomb. Do not write! Do not write. Let us learn to die, as best we may. Did I love you? Ask God. Ask yourself. Do you know? To hear that you love me, when you are far away, Is like hearing from heaven and never to go. Do not write! Do not write. I fear you. I fear to remember, For memory holds the voice I have often heard. To the one who cannot drink, do not show water, The beloved one's picture in the handwritten word. Do not write! Do not write those gentle words that I dare not see, It seems that your voice is spreading them on my heart, Across your smile, on fire, they appear to me, It seems that a kiss is printing them on my heart. Do not write! ↗


— Louis Simpson


#heartbreak #love

But Kate, dost thou understand thus much English? Canst thou love me?" Catherine: "I cannot tell." Henry: "Can any of your neighbours tell, Kate? I'll ask them. ↗


— William Shakespeare


#shakespeare #love

Oh,Angus, where's the beef? ↗


— Kerrelyn Sparks


#love-at-stake #love






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