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#humor

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #humor




I was lucky to live in the 20th century, when gefilte fish could be purchased in a jar.


Barbara "Cutie" Cooper


#food #grandmothers #humor #jewish #food

Total absence of humor renders life impossible.


Sidonie Gabrielle Colette


#humor #impossible #life #renders #total

Nonsense wakes up the brain cells.


Dr. Seuss


#humor #humor

Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.


William Shakespeare


#humor #food

Throughout the years I have set up my own rules about eating food: Never eat anything you can't pronounce. Beware of food that is described as, "Some Americans say it tastes like chicken.


Erma Bombeck


#food

I work in a hotel. I know what you’re probably thinking, and no, I am not a hooker. Not unless you’re not a cop.



Jarod Kintz


#funny #hooker #hospitality #hospitality-industry #hotel

Now we're going to save a bunch of dirty meatsacks from a bunch of dirty cannibals? Why don't we rescue some orphaned kittens and put food out for stray puppies while we're at it?


Julie Kagawa


#jackal #food

There’s not a lot of food on the moon. Not unless you’re into cannibalism.


Jarod Kintz


#food #funny #humor #moon #food

Mrs. Chandler shouted after us, "And I hope that was all-natural food coloring you put on my dog!


Lisa Lutz


#food

Its Batteries! I just know it!


Alison


#funny #humor #funny






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