#humor

A quick puke, two rails of blow and she was solid. ↗

— Carl Hiaasen

#humor

Coffee isn't my cup of tea. ↗

— Samuel Goldwyn

#humor

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark. ↗

— Steven Wright

#humor

If this humor be the safety of our race, then it is due largely to the infusion into the American people of the Irish brain. ↗

— William Howard Taft

#american people #brain #due #humor #infusion

It's not like there's a law against flying." "Yes there is. The law of gravity. ↗

— Laini Taylor

#humor

It seemed Lady Luck hated me worse than usual. ↗

— Julie Kagawa

#fave #humor #humor

Beth: "What are you, the Energizer Bunny? ↗

— Lucy Monroe

#lucy-monroe #romance #humor

Awesome." "Awesome squared." "Awesome cubed." "Awesome to the power of infinity." "The square root of awesome is-" "-Asha." We finish at the same time and laugh. ↗

— Hannah Harrington

#funny #humor #funny

What I've always done as an entertainer is try to come up with things that people will find interesting, or compelling, or humorous. ↗

— James Taylor

#come #compelling #done #entertainer #find

Everything at some point has been declared the root of all evil. ↗

— Criss Jami

#bad #beginning #clever #confusion #declaration