#humor

I'm not really big on slapstick humor. I like gentle humor. ↗

— Anjelica Huston

#gentle #humor #i #like #really

To-morrow I will begin," thought Katy, as she dropped asleep that night. How often we all do so! And what a pity it is that when morning comes and to-morrow is to-day, we so frequently wake up feeling quite differently; careless or impatient, and not a bit inclined to do the fine things we planned overnight. ↗

— Susan Coolidge

#procrastinating #family

Solutions-oriented campaigning with a little passion and a little humor; I think that will go a long way. I think people are desperate for it. ↗

— Laura Ingraham

#desperate #go #humor #i #i think

Fang: 'Man, You weigh a freaking ton! What have you been eating, rocks?' Max: 'Why, is your head missing some? ↗

— James Patterson

#mamimum #maximum-ride #ride #rock #experience

Humor is reason gone mad. ↗

— Groucho Marx

#gone #mad #reason

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is. ↗

— Ellen DeGeneres

#exercise #family #grandmothers #grandparents #humor

Say 'provoking' again. Your mouth looks provocative when you do. ↗

— Becca Fitzpatrick

#humor #nephlim #romance #anger

How do you feel, Georgie?" whispered Mrs. Weasley. George's fingers groped for the side of his head. "Saintlike," he murmured. "What's wrong with him?" croaked Fred, looking terrified. "Is his mind affected?" "Saintlike," repeated George, opening his eyes and looking up at his brother. "You see...I'm HOLEY, Fred, geddit? ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#humor #death

I knew this would happen," Marla says. "You're such a flake. You love me. You ignore me. You save my life, then you cook my mother into soap. ↗

— Chuck Palahniuk

#humor #love #pages- #love

Holey? You have the the whole world of ear-related humor before you, you go for holey? ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#death