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I guess the sacrifice of my dignity is the only thing that will save us now. The things I endure for love. The Fates laugh at my torment.


Julie Kagawa


#love #humor

And Flock Rule Number Two is, Don't argue with Max or you'll live to regret it." I spun and stomped out to the clearing, turning back for one last jab at Dylan. "And by the way, you clearly DON'T know me better than Fang does. Do you see Fang arguing with me? No, you do not." Fang rolled his eyes.


James Patterson


#humor #james-patterson #maximum-ride #humor

Bitten? You mean you're a-" "A werewolf," said the girl. "Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole's sister.


Cassandra Clare


#clary-fray #humor #jace-wayland #maia #simon-lewis

Would you like a cough drop Dolores?


J.K. Rowling


#humor

It was the first time I was ever in love, and I learned a lot. Before that I'd never even thought about killing myself.


Steven Wright


#love #humor

I still remember her meandering Mississippi kiss. I sipped it like a riverboat captain in the desert. Ah, to be young and naughtily nautical. 



Jarod Kintz


#kiss #mississippi #naughty #nautical #riverboat-captain

Jace suggested that the cast of "Gilligan's Island" could go do something anatomically unlikely with themselves.


Cassandra Clare


#jace-wayland #tv-reference #humor

This is sams phone" there was a long,heavy pause, and then: "oh." Another pause. "Youre the girl, arent you? The girl who was in my house?" I tried to think of what i might gain by denying it and drew a blank "yes" do you have a name?" do you?" he gave a short laugh that was completely without humor but not unpleasent. "I think i might like you. Im Beck.


Maggie Stiefvater


#grace #humor

Forget men, I want to marry my MacBook. It’s dependable, reliable and you can even go shopping with it.


Alexandra Potter


#love #men #romance #humor

The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can’t shut your mind.


Terry Pratchett


#philosophy #terry-pratchett #wintersmith #humor






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