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See, now that's your problem. You're wishin' too much, baby. You gotta stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone oughtta be.


Elizabeth Gilbert


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The only way to the top is killing and greed. Okay, I’m kidding. But killing helps.


Douglas Coupland


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There are no normal people, there are just different kinds of weird, all of it is human and all humanity is better than everything inhuman. So I urge you to keep expressing yourself as honestly as you can, and know that the backpedals and second-guesses really aren’t necessary - they don’t hurt but they’re wasting your time - because when you are truly human, as we all are, and when that is your honest message to anyone, you are beyond reproach, there is no way to screw it up.


Dan Harmon


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Some people remember the sixties better than others do. Some weren't even there, some who were there were not really there, and some who were not really there were "really there".


Tom Hays


#humor #inspirational #philosophical #imagination

My life is interesting enough with out you adding drama, thank you very much. Now can you please leave?


Bryan A. Fritz


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Kitty: Mutants are a community. We're a people and there's no way anybody can make us be what they want. We stick together and don't panic or overreact... you'll see. We're stronger than this. Wing: Miss Pryde... are you a #&$%ing retard?


Joss Whedon


#inspirational #inspirational

Writer's block' is just a fancy way of saying 'I don't feel like doing any work today.


Meagan Spooner


#humor #inspirational #writer-s-block #writers #writing

Never confuse cynicism for intelligence.


Ahmed Al-Sheikh


#inspirational #inspirational

The little you have is the best you need to survive


victor adeagbo


#inspirational #motivational #inspirational

Despite wearing a Rolex, I have no time.


Faraaz Kazi


#humor-inspirational #time #time-management #inspirational






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