#humor

Sounds like your life just let out a bunch of bad farts. ↗

— Helen Landalf

#life

I`ve had a very difficult life. Fortunately, most of it didn`t happen. ↗

— Mark Twain

#life

The best-laid schemes o' mice an' men Gang aft agle ↗

— Robert Burns

#men

Whenever, it comes for a boy to buy for a boy, he does not have money, and when it comes for a girl, he owns a bank. ↗

— Piyush Naik

#money

Natural law says that matter cannot be created or destroyed, but that was pre-spanx. ↗

— Lisa Scottoline

#nature

Humor has become so cliche and boring that nothing's funny anymore unless it involves something totally disgusting that offends somebody or makes them feel really uncomfortable. ↗

— Tom DeLonge

#become #boring #cliche #disgusting #feel

A girl never forgets two things: the day she started her period for the first time, and the day she met the love of her life. ↗

— Janice Thompson

#womanhood #design

This letter is written on the skin of one of the water sprites who drowned your parents.' 'Ick!' I cried, and dropped the letter on the kitchen table. ↗

— Charlaine Harris

#faery #humor #letter #paranormal #revenge

Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor; it is the sign that he wants all the truth. ↗

— Mark Van Doren

#humor #man #more #nothing #sense

If you look at the game and everything, it's not quite like looking at an animated film, because that's total character. This, this is really movement, but it's got funny little things if you look for the humor. They're actually getting to the character. ↗

— Don Bluth

#animated #because #character #everything #film