#humor

You know,” Flynn said, pausing to look over the brim of the glasses at him, “when you start shouting „soundproof booth!‟ I can pretty much tell you‟re thinking about me.” “As long as the „what‟ remains a mystery, I‟ll die a happy man,” Jerry said. ↗

— Sarah Madison

#humor #men

It was like... it was like women were made to do that to men. Like men were made with a big soft spot, and no matter how tough they got they couldn't protect themselves there. Like maybe, when God took that rib from the man to make the woman, the way the priests told it from their Scripture books, He left a hole in the man. One that she could always slide into. And the man couldn't stop her doing it, either. ↗

— George Bryan Polivka

#men

‎''Generally, the rain is the thing which makes everything in my life nicer than it is. Love, sleep, long walks with beloved... I’m just wondering, why it’s not raining anytime when I have dinner with my mother… ↗

— Amer Jaganjac

#inspirational #inspirational

Just. Plain. [Fu*king.] Grilled. Swordfish. ↗

— Howard Schultz

#inspirational #inspirational

If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string ↗

— Benny Bellamacina

#inspirational #life #life-philosophy #philosophy #wisdom

When life hands you wilted lettuce, make lettuceade. ↗

— B. Fox

#inspirational #inspirational

None of you seem to understand ... this is a mental institution ... you came to life only because there is some thing wrong with you ↗

— zied saadi

#inspirational

At Columbus Circle, a juggler wearing a trench cloak and top hat, who is usually at this location afternoons and who calls himself Stretch Man, performs in front of a small, uninterested crowd; though I smell prey, and he seems worthy of my wrath, I move on in search of a less dorky target. Though if he’d been a mime, odds are he’d already be dead. ↗

— Bret Easton Ellis

#inspirational #satire #inspirational

Yo soy de la generación para la que los policías siempre fueron los malos ↗

— Pablo De Santis

#inspirational #inspirational

Happy endings are for people that can't survive the alternative. What a bunch of wimps. ↗

— S.L.J. Shortt

#inspirational #strength #inspirational