#humor

My books are my staple diet. As serious as insulin doses for those who are diabetics! ↗

— Hlovate

#diet

Did I hear God call me an idiot? ↗

— Wm. Paul Young

#humor #idiot #humor

Age is a hell of a price to pay for wisdom ↗

— George Carlin

#age

Men are like wine-some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. ↗

— Pope John XXIII

#humor #wine #age

All I need is your love. And money. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#humor #love #money #age

We were all so young that there were no lines on our faces to read between. ↗

— Phyllis Theroux

#humor #age

PIGEON MY ARSE! ↗

— Sarah Waters

#humor #anger

Forget art. Put your trust in ice cream. ↗

— Charles Baxter

#humor #ice-cream #art

She is a peacock in everything but beauty! ↗

— Oscar Wilde

#humor #insult #beauty

Merlin's pants! ↗

— J.K. Rowling

#humorous #death