#humor

Life loves to be taken by the lapel and told: "I'm with you kid. Let's go. ↗

— Elizabeth Barrett Browning

#inspirational

Forgive me for speaking frankly, but after the past quarter-hour's conversation, I am unconvinced that any of you possess the sense or sensitivity to impart the news in any respectful fashion" - Amelia ↗

— Tessa Dare

#sensitivity #forgiveness

I forgive you, but only because you said 'please.'" Smartass, I thought. Then I groaned at the instant chorus of "Please!" mixed with cries for release from Vlad's prisoners. No wonder he got so sick of the word. "I'm only merciful to one person a day," he threw over his shoulder. "As the saying goes, today isn't your day and tomorrow doesn't look good, either. ↗

— Jeaniene Frost

#humor #leila #vlad-tepesh #forgiveness

things you bone, end up boning you ↗

— Josh Stern

#humor-inspirational-life #things #inspirational

We are here on earth to do good to others. What the others are here for, I do not know. ↗

— Matthew Arnold

#humor

She’s drunk dialing contractors ” Chloe said to Tara. “Someone should stop her. ↗

— Jill Shalvis

#romance-novels #humor

No one ever said life was fair. Just Eventful. ↗

— Carol Burnett

#inspirational #humor

Please don't tell me to relax it's only my tension that's holding me together. ↗

— Jane Seabrook

#inspirational #humor

Stand up and be counted, or sit your ass in the corner and color. ↗

— Lori Goodwin

#stand-up #inspirational

Hey! Shouts Camel. There ain't no woman in the world worth two bottles of whiskey! ↗

— Sara Gruen

#humor #humor