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I just told them that dear Uncle Silas has gone away on a long journey," she said. "They're such mites, you know, and I've never let them hear about Death, or have ugly toys or stories about ogres and things. I mean, I do frightfully believe in keeping their little minds free from everything but happy, beautiful things, don't you?


Georgette Heyer


#beauty

I wouldn’t want to be the most beautiful man on earth. No, I’m content to be the second most beautiful man. Second from the bottom.


Jarod Kintz


#funny #humor #beauty

There was something touching about the fact that Murray was dressed almost totally in corduroy.


Don DeLillo


#humor #beauty

The truth is I’m a chicken shit coward who’s afraid of a girl like you. When I’m with you, I want things I never thought I’d be able to have, or deserved, and that scares me a little. I’m just a regular guy who works in a bar and you’re this beautiful person who shines brighter than the stars. I think I just made up some cheesy poetry so I’ll stop while I’m ahead. If you feel like talking, give me a call. ~D Sophie sat down on the floor and, through blurry eyes, reread the note so many times she had it memorized. She was going to do more than give him a call.


Jenny Lyn


#erotic-romance #freebies #humor #jenny-lyn #short-story

I have a very dark sense of humor.


Andy Dick


#humor #i #sense #sense of humor #very

A farce, or slapstick humor, does well universally.


John Ratzenberger


#farce #humor #slapstick #universally #well

I'm not a comic. I'm a humorist.


Dick Gregory


#humorist #i

Sure, the comedians who swear or use scatological humor can get laughs, but they're uncomfortable laughs.


John Ratzenberger


#get #humor #laughs #sure #swear

I think humor is important for all of us, and a great comedian is a great treasure.


Leila Josefowicz


#great #humor #i #i think #important

I want my children to appreciate prosperity, so on their birthdays they bathe with their weight in gold. When they get out of the tub, I check the displacement level and mark their growth rate.


Bauvard


#growth #humor #wealth #funny






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