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I just am a snob when it comes to humor.


Courteney Cox


#comes #humor #i #just #snob

You mean that because I have no name I cannot die and that you cannot be held answerable for death even if you kill me?" "That is about the size of it," said the Sergeant. I felt so sad and so entirely disappointed that tears came into my eyes and a lump of incommunicable poignancy swelled tragically in my throat. I began to feel intensely every fragment of my equal humanity. The life that was bubbling at the end of my fingers was real and nearly painful in intensity and so was the beauty of my warm face and the loose humanity of my limbs and the racy health of my red rich blood. To leave it all without good reason and to smash the little empire into small fragments was a thing too pitiful even to refuse to think about.


Flann O'Brien


#humor #humour #beauty

Kill the body and the head will die.


Hunter S. Thompson


#biography #drugs #humor #dreams

My dad instilled in me a great sense of humor. I wasn't bullied at school because my outward attitude was confident, and that helps.


Warwick Davis


#because #bullied #confident #dad #great

I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.


Scott Thompson


#between #britain #canadian #cross #dryer

at first I thought you were just using me" she said "I definitely am." I just wasn't sure for what. "Asshole!" she said, and punched me in the side. And she laughed as my kidney began to hemorrhage. That's the beauty of honesty. Everyones so unused to hearing it they just assume you're kidding, and you get to feel very good and forthcoming without suffering any consequences except for traces of blood in your urine for the next day or two.


Paul Neilan


#humor #love #pain #sattire #sex

G.I. humor is similar to cop humor.


Nelson DeMille


#humor #i #similar

Oswald: "All your life" Aurore: "What?" Oswald: "All your life, isn't that what you wanted to know? How long I loved you?" Aurore: "Well, yes, I suppose I did, but that wasn't what I was going to ask just now." Oswald: "I tell you I've loved you since the day you were born, and you tell me you want to know something else. There's no one quite like you, is there, Aurore?


Cameron Dokey


#humor #love #oswald #beauty

Death by family silver, I thought, before I could turn off that part of my mind.


Alan Bradley


#death

Just being alive should make you late for everything. In case you've never noticed, the dead are always on time.


Arlene Ang


#humor #lateness #death






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