#humor

The president of General Motors was in a foul humor. ↗

— Arthur Hailey

#general #general motors #humor #motors #president

Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read. ↗

— Justin Halpern

#books #breakfast #champions #considered #ever

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree......unless that tree's growing on top of a hill. ↗

— John DePrey

#humor #family

I personally have my own idea of an efficient house. It would be totally concrete with a big drain in the middle, a large fiberglass tree for my kids to swing from and a hose hanging in the corner. ↗

— Colleen Down

#large-family #family

In high school I barely made the rodeo team. But I wasn’t good enough to start, so I just rode the bench. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#high-school #humor #one-liner #rodeo #funny

The general plot of life is sometimes shaped by the different ways genuine intelligence combines with equally genuine ignorance. ↗

— Lucy Grealy

#equality

In conversation, humor is worth more than wit and easiness more than knowledge. ↗

— George Herbert

#conversation #knowledge #more #than #wit

I've always chosen my band members based on their sense of humor. It might sound stupid, but it means not only are they fun to live with on a tour bus for years, but humor implies intelligence. ↗

— Kristin Hersh

#band #band members #based #bus #chosen

Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it. ↗

— Carl Hiaasen

#humor #i #incredible #use #way

My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding. ↗

— Carl Hiaasen

#astounding #books #bookstore #department #depending