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The day I made that statement, about the inventing the internet, I was tired because I'd been up all night inventing the Camcorder.


Al Gore


#about #all night #because #been #day

Dear God," said Nudge under her breath, "I want real parents. But I want them to want me too. I want them to love me. I already love them. Please see what you can do. Thanks very much. Love, Nudge." Okay, so I'm not saying we were pros at this or anything. (Max thoughts)


James Patterson


#desire #funny #god #humor #learning

My teeth are covered in plaque from nibbling on experience. But in the backroom of the strip club, the ladies don’t kiss me.


Bauvard


#funny #humor #experience

It's funny; recently I've started to notice people's impersonations of me, and it's basically like a hyperactive child.


Dave Grohl


#child #funny #i #impersonations #like

I think Secretary's funny, it is about sex, and there's a lot of sex in it, sex is the key, but you're talking about a lot of other complicated things.


Maggie Gyllenhaal


#complicated #complicated things #funny #i #i think

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.


Buddy Hackett


#child #choices #consisted #family #leave

I mean it's funny, playing music, how of course you want it to do well, you want them to like it, but it's not competitive like an election, it's the Olympics, it's not a Formula 1 race. The Billboard charts are just to show you what people like.


Eddie Van Halen


#charts #competitive #course #election #formula

It's funny, when bands or younger musicians ask me: 'So, what does it take to make it?' Well, first explain to me what you mean by 'making it': Do you want to be a rock star or do you want music to be your livelihood?


Eddie Van Halen


#bands #does #explain #first #funny

It's funny, like 15 years ago when I was a kid doing all the John Hughes movies, I remember Bruce Willis was the only guy who was transitioning from television into film.


Anthony Michael Hall


#bruce #doing #film #funny #guy

If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens.


Daryl Hall


#bunch #entourage #funny #happens #put






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