#funny

I awake with a not entirely sickened knowledge that I am merely young again and in a funny way at peace, an observer who is aware of time's chariot, aware that some metamorphosis has occurred. ↗

— Harold Brodkey

#am #awake #aware #chariot #entirely

I value comedy. I value somebody who can be funny. ↗

— James L. Brooks

#funny #i #somebody #value #who

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets. ↗

— Mel Brooks

#fly #given #god #tickets #us

It is funny how you do not miss affection until it is given, but once it is, it can never be enough; you would drown in it if possible. ↗

— Libba Bray

#libba-bray #funny

I think you figure out how to be funny by necessity. It's not a natural thing, being funny in the face of tragedy is kind of demented. ↗

— Julie Brown

#being funny #demented #face #figure #funny

A rich man's joke is always funny. ↗

— Thomas Edward Brown

#funny #joke #man #rich

Miami Beach is where neon goes to die. ↗

— Lenny Bruce

#beach #die #goes #miami #where

I think back to some of the things Harry said and some of the things I said trying to be funny. If I said them now, it would be on the front page of every newspaper in the country. ↗

— Jack Buck

#country #every #front #funny #harry

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age. ↗

— George Burns

#age #die #few #few people #got

The lot of the bride to be wed before bed desired until rotten. The lot of the author to be read before bed admired then forgotten. ↗

— Roman Payne

#authors #brides #desire #funny #humor