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Fuck it... That's really the attitude that keeps a family together, it's not "we love each other", it's just "fuck it, man.


Louis C.K.


#comedian #comedy #family #fuck-it #funny

One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy's restroom and she wasn't embarrassed at all.


Zac Efron


#because #embarrassed #followed #funny #girl

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.


Scott Thompson


#big movie #fiction #funny #get #i

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends.


Eminem


#circle #come #friends #funny #hard

It's quite funny in that I once won Rear of the Year at my school! I was about 17 in the sixth form and we used to have an end of year celebration and give out different awards. I even got a little trophy!


Jessica Ennis


#awards #celebration #different #end #even

I was not particularly bright, I wasn't very athletic, I was a little too tall, odd, funny looking, I was just really weird as a kid.


Uma Thurman


#bright #funny #i #just #kid

Idolatry is like love, but less idealized. Its icon is still beautiful, but only charisma makes it attractive enough to be worshipped.


Bauvard


#idolatry #love #beauty

I was always pretty funny with my friends.


Kenan Thompson


#friends #funny #i #pretty

Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good.


Billy Bob Thornton


#bad #days #family #friends #funny

You know being relevant or coming up with something interesting, funny to say about what's current is just as hard as it might ever be depending on the serendipity of it all.


Lily Tomlin


#being #coming #current #depending #ever






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