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It's funny, in literature no one ever goes to the lavatory.


Tom Baker


#funny #goes #lavatory #literature

I'm obsessive about the kind of melodrama of getting through the days and trying to make them good and funny and a happy experience. But my feeling towards the fans is that they delivered me from darkness.


Tom Baker


#darkness #days #delivered #experience #fans

You go through at least the first two years of Star Trek and you find some amazing stuff. Everything that was going on Gene put into the series. He just put strange costumes on the actors and painted them funny colours and left the same situation in.


Majel Barrett


#colours #costumes #everything #find #first

The people I grew up around who I really liked were quick on the draw. It always just wowed me. And my mum would make weird funny comments. I can see in myself her self-deprecating, hippie humour. I can't take myself too seriously.


Drew Barrymore


#around #comments #draw #funny #grew

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.


Robert Benchley


#command #drawing #english #english language #fine

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either.


Jack Benny


#arthritis #award #deserve #either #i

When I first started I was always known as The Girl on the Sitcom with the Funny Voice.


Julie Benz


#first #funny #girl #i #known

Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.


Milton Berle


#after #experience #forgotten #her #name

You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.


Milton Berle


#congress #him #lead #make #man

Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn’t have the heart to tell my father.


Holly Hood


#family #funny #life #sarcasm #family






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