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People don't want to listen to a celebrity tweeting about their charities and shows. That's why comedy writers do well - we put out little funny ideas.


Mindy Kaling


#celebrity #charities #comedy #funny #ideas

When I was a little kid, I wrote this play about all these characters living in a haunted house. There was a witch who lived there, and a mummy. When they were all hassling him, this guy who bought the house - I can't believe I remember this - he said to them, 'Who's paying the mortgage on this haunted house?' I thought that was really funny.


Mindy Kaling


#believe #bought #characters #funny #guy

You know, Stephen says, in the movies no one ever goes to the bathroom. They shave, they brush their teeth. He goes right at this sort of funny taboo we have about the bathroom, and he turned it into this nightmare, you know, your worst fear of what's in there.


Lawrence Kasdan


#bathroom #brush #ever #fear #funny

As a writer, or as a filmmaker, you have to present yourself, and part of what yourself is is what you're interested in, or what you think is funny, or what you think is sad, or what you think is horrible.


Charlie Kaufman


#funny #horrible #interested #part #present

I don't just try to be funny.


Bil Keane


#i #just #try

The Islam of the 18th, 19th and first half of the 20th century was a poor thing. Nobody bothered about it. Islam was that funny sort of pure system of beliefs that depressed people in the Middle East held as their religion.


John Keegan


#about #beliefs #bothered #century #depressed

Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.


Maynard James Keenan


#did #funny #i #never #stand

I no doubt deserved my enemies, but I don't believe I deserved my friends.


Walt Whitman


#believe #deserved #doubt #friends #i

God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.


Garrison Keillor


#comedy #funny #god #how #know

I brought you some coffee.” he held out the cup but she waved it away. “I hate that stuff. It tastes like feet.” At that he smiled. “How would you know what feet taste like?” “I just know.” -Luke and Clary, pg.209-


Cassandra Clare


#coffee #food-critics #funny #luke #food






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