#funny

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. ↗

— Mark Twain

#funeral #funny #humor #funny

aren't you, uh... reproducing? "sure, we love reproducing it's one of our favorite things. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#funny #funny

I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for? ↗

— Stephanie Lennox

#funny #humour #husband #inspirational #love

You know," Gabriel said, "there was once a time I thought we could be friends, Will." "There was a time I thought I was a ferret," Will said, "but that turned out to be the opium haze. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#ferret #fun #funny #humor #page-

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. ↗

— Bertrand Russell

#full #grow #magical #our #patiently

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be. ↗

— Craig Kilborn

#funny #however #humor #will

It's funny because it's funny. ↗

— David Spade

#funny

Do not let a flattering woman coax and wheedle you and deceive you; she is after your barn. ↗

— Hesiod

#after #barn #coax #deceive #flattering

Funny is funny. ↗

— Don Rickles

One man's folly is another man's wife. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#another #folly #man #wife