#funny

I’ve been fighting to be who I am all my life. What’s the point of being who I am, if I can’t have the person who was worth all the fighting for? ↗

— Stephanie Lennox

#funny #humour #husband #inspirational #love

You know," Gabriel said, "there was once a time I thought we could be friends, Will." "There was a time I thought I was a ferret," Will said, "but that turned out to be the opium haze. ↗

— Cassandra Clare

#ferret #fun #funny #humor #page-

One man's folly is another man's wife. ↗

— Helen Rowland

#another #folly #man #wife

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. ↗

— Bill Maher

#disease #everything #now #sin #used

It's a funny old world. ↗

— Margaret Thatcher

#old #old world #world

The shooting of the guns, that was kind of funny, because rolling a cigarette and shooting a gun aren't like normal things for a 13-year old girl! ↗

— Hailee Steinfeld

#cigarette #funny #girl #gun #guns

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height. ↗

— Casey Stengel

#according #everyone #height #line #right

Funny is funny. ↗

— Don Rickles

The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. ↗

— Bertrand Russell

#full #grow #magical #our #patiently

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be. ↗

— Craig Kilborn

#funny #however #humor #will