#funny

One man's folly is another man's wife. ↗

— Helen Rowland

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The world is full of magical things patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper. ↗

— Bertrand Russell

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However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be. ↗

— Craig Kilborn

#funny #however #humor #will

You can't teach somebody how to be funny. You're either funny, or you ain't. ↗

— Denis Leary

#funny #how #somebody #teach #you

It's funny because it's funny. ↗

— David Spade

#funny

But a funny thing happened four years later. I was invited to play for an alumni team against the Red Wings. ↗

— Ted Lindsay

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It would be like a cleansing diet. The problem was, the only diet I'd ever been on backfired. Once I tried to go an entire month without chocolate. Not one bite. At the end of two weeks, I broke down and binged on more chocolate that I would have eaten in three months. I hoped my chocolate-free diet didn't foreshadow what would happen if I tried to avoid Patch. ↗

— Becca Fitzpatrick

#funny #humor #truth #diet

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. ↗

— Bill Maher

#disease #everything #now #sin #used

It's a funny old world. ↗

— Margaret Thatcher

#old #old world #world

You know, funny is this weird word for me. I hear is so many times it has no meaning anymore. ↗

— Bruce McCulloch

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