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I'm always more motivated by the pain of a funny character than by what makes him funny.


Jason Alexander


#character #funny #him #i #makes

I told Clinton I want him to rush for 2,000 yards. And I want our team to go to the Super Bowl and win it. I've been there and not won it. It's really simple for me. You get stats, fame and fortune, but if you don't end up with the ring you're never satisfied.


Shaun Alexander


#bowl #clinton #end #fame #fortune

The dream he needed most was the dream that frightened him more.


Sherman Alexie


#frightened #him #more #most #needed

The Impossible Generalized Man today is the critic who believes in loving those unworthy of love as well as those worthy - yet believes this only insofar as no personal risk is entailed. Meaning he loves no one, worthy or no. This is what makes him impossible.


Nelson Algren


#critic #entailed #generalized #him #impossible

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.


Fred Allen


#been #comedian #comedy #compelled #compete

Our life is what our thoughts make it. A man will find that as he alters his thoughts toward things and other people, things and other people will alter towards him.


James Allen


#alters #find #him #his #life

My son was born somewhat late in my life and I just found myself really feeling like I didn't want to miss out on being a parent and being with him, and not wanting a situation where I was constantly pulled back and forth between being present, and having all these other pressures and considerations.


Karen Allen


#being #between #born #considerations #constantly

A skilled Transition Team leader will set the general goals for a Transition, and then confer on the other team leaders working with him the power to implement those goals.


Richard V. Allen


#general #goals #him #implement #leader

When the idea of 'Chopped' surfaced, it was originally meant to be taped at some guy's mansion with him and his crazy Chihuahua. A stuffy fellow in a tuxedo was to host, and the losing chef's dish was then fed to the dog! I am not kidding, I saw it! I think it is genius! Twisted, but genius!


Ted Allen


#chef #chihuahua #chopped #crazy #dish

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.


Tim Allen


#dangerous #electricity #far #floor #go






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