#life

My life is okay, my life is pretty good. ↗

— Shia LaBeouf

#life #my life #okay #pretty #pretty good

I'll say life is simpler. ↗

— Jayson Williams

#life #say #simpler

My brother was a lifeguard in a car wash. ↗

— Henny Youngman

#car #lifeguard #wash

Total absence of humor renders life impossible. ↗

— Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

#humor #impossible #life #renders #total

Don’t blame others for stepping on you on their way up.” It was you who gave them the chance to step on you. Try not to step on anyone on your way up, but try even harder not to let anyone step on you. ↗

— Swetha Dhanagari

#life

There is a coherent plan to the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for. ↗

— Fred Hoyle

#life

... he preferred being stimulated to being bored. ↗

— Ruth Harris

#decades #life-and-living #life

Life is a continuing experience that has ups and downs. We must continue to endure through the hard times so we can be there for the good times. ↗

— Mitchell Leichner

#experience

Life is fleeting," Samuel said. "A short leap, in the eye of the Eternal, from dust to dust. May you pass it together. ↗

— Eric Corder

#love #marriage #life

Satan impregnated my mother one lovely spring morning. We didn’t have the heart to tell my father. ↗

— Holly Hood

#family #funny #life #sarcasm #family