Tim Conway

I've never really taken anything very seriously. I enjoy life because I enjoy making other people enjoy it. ↗

— Tim Conway

#because #enjoy #enjoy life #i #life

When I watch TV, I'm embarrassed by some of what's on. ↗

— Tim Conway

#i #some #tv #watch

Actually, we've done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets. ↗

— Tim Conway

#buy #done #every #out #shows

At first I wanted to be a jockey. I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid of horses. So there wasn't much of a future in it. ↗

— Tim Conway

#cleveland #falling #first #future #horses

Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his face. ↗

— Tim Conway

#big #big influence #entire #entire life #especially

Harvey never had an original idea or thought in his life. I was out wandering around the country doing charity benefits, mainly, when I asked him to come along. ↗

— Tim Conway

#around #asked #benefits #charity #come

I don't watch a lot of TV anymore. A lot of it isn't the kind of thing you can feel comfortable with watching with your kids. And I still feel that way even though, now, my kids are in their 30s. ↗

— Tim Conway

#comfortable #even #feel #i #kids

I figure you're only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I've always wanted to make people laugh or have some sort of emotional reaction. ↗

— Tim Conway

#emotional #ever #figure #here #i

I like to work a lot with wood. I make furniture that falls apart. I also sew. ↗

— Tim Conway

#apart #falls #furniture #i #like

I've known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you could say we're about as close as you can get to being a comedy team. ↗

— Tim Conway

#being #burnett #close #comedy #could