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Tim Conway

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If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I've had a great life.


— Tim Conway


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My career is pretty much over. I'm out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.


— Tim Conway


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People enjoy sitting back knowing they won't hear a lot of four-letter words.


— Tim Conway


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We kept a broad audience, and we didn't make fun of people who had necessarily made mistakes in their life and burned them to the ground. We made fun of a commercial or a movie or ourselves.


— Tim Conway


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You can't TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you've just got to watch Don as Barney. That's why I put Don in several of my movies.


— Tim Conway


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Each year Dorf has three sketches; in 2009 he tried to give Santa his Christmas list failing and accidentally hitting Santa with a golf ball. He has lent his voice to other TV shows including The Simpsons Disney spin-off Hercules The Wild Thornberrys Cybill What's New Scooby-Doo? The Proud Family Scooby-Doo! Pirates Ahoy! Caillou and What's with Andy?. In 2003 he returned to television on the short-lived WB Network comedy.

Commander Quinton McHale (played by Ernest Borgnine) for co-starring alongside Carol Burnett on The Carol Burnett Show and as the voice of Barnacle Boy from the animated series SpongeBob SquarePants. Thomas Daniel "Tim" Conway (born December 15 1933) is an Emmy award-winning American comedian and actor who has worked in sitcoms sketch comedy and film. Conway is best known for his role in the popular 1960s WWII sitcom McHale's Navy as the inept Ensign Charles Parker second in command to Lt.

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