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    Will Rogers

    Read through the most famous quotes from Will Rogers




    Never miss a good chance to shut up. ↗


    — Will Rogers

    #funny #reticence #silence #funny

    If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went. ↗


    — Will Rogers

    #death #dogs #heaven #death

    Too many people spend money they earned..to buy things they don't want..to impress people that they don't like. ↗


    — Will Rogers

    #money #people #pride #will-rogers #life

    Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. ↗


    — Will Rogers

    #humor #inertia #inspirational #humor

    I never met a man that I didn't like. ↗


    — Will Rogers

    #humor

    Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is. ↗


    — Will Rogers

    #rewards #risk #dreams

    All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance. ↗


    — Will Rogers

    #i #ignorance #just #know #papers

    There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves. ↗


    — Will Rogers

    #learning #experience

    Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ↗


    — Will Rogers

    #humor #mean #funny

    There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works. ↗


    — Will Rogers

    #men






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    Did you know about Will Rogers?

    This memorial was dedicated on February 16 1950 by Rogers' longtime friend Amon G. On November 4 1948 the United States Post Office commemorated Rogers with a first day cover of a 3-cent stamp with his image—the inscription reads "In honor of Will Rogers Humorist Claremore Oklahoma. The rest of his career he built around that skill.

    By the mid-1930s Rogers was adored by the American people. His vaudeville rope act led to success in the Ziegfeld Follies which in turn led to the first of his many movie contracts.

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