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Will Rogers

Read through the most famous quotes from Will Rogers

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

— Will Rogers

#funny #reticence #silence #funny

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

— Will Rogers

#death #dogs #heaven #death

Too many people spend money they buy things they don't impress people that they don't like.

— Will Rogers

#money #people #pride #will-rogers #life

Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

— Will Rogers

#humor #inertia #inspirational #humor

I never met a man that I didn't like.

— Will Rogers


Why not go out on a limb? That's where the fruit is.

— Will Rogers

#rewards #risk #dreams

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

— Will Rogers

#i #ignorance #just #know #papers

There are three kinds of men. The ones that learn by readin’. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

— Will Rogers

#learning #experience

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

— Will Rogers

#humor #mean #funny

There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither works.

— Will Rogers


About Will Rogers

Will Rogers Quotes

Did you know about Will Rogers?

This memorial was dedicated on February 16 1950 by Rogers' longtime friend Amon G. On November 4 1948 the United States Post Office commemorated Rogers with a first day cover of a 3-cent stamp with his image—the inscription reads "In honor of Will Rogers Humorist Claremore Oklahoma. The rest of his career he built around that skill.

By the mid-1930s Rogers was adored by the American people. His vaudeville rope act led to success in the Ziegfeld Follies which in turn led to the first of his many movie contracts.

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