Will Rogers

This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer. ↗

— Will Rogers

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About all I can say for the United States Senate is that it opens with a prayer and closes with an investigation. ↗

— Will Rogers

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Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it. ↗

— Will Rogers

#buy #gamble #go #goes #good

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. ↗

— Will Rogers

#learned #never #others #recognize #rights

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. ↗

— Will Rogers

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The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats. ↗

— Will Rogers

#cannibal #democrat #democrats #difference #each

The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, "How is the president?" ↗

— Will Rogers

#best #country #every #get #how

Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even. ↗

— Will Rogers

#been #being #closest #country #even

A fool and his money are soon elected. ↗

— Will Rogers

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I bet after seeing us, George Washington would sue us for calling him "father." ↗

— Will Rogers

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