#asked

I asked each one of them to make out with me and their reactions varied from excitable to horrified. ↗

— Rachel Perry

#each #horrified #i #make #me

I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper. ↗

— Emo Philips

#asked #caught #childbirth #either #ever

I asked my doctor how many more years I have left and he said, 'You're too ornery to die.' ↗

— Jimmy Piersall

#die #doctor #how #i #left

Women often don't want to admit that they like fashion. And yet fashion enthralls everyone, from the taxi driver to the mega-intellectual. I have often asked myself why this is. I don't know the answer. ↗

— Miuccia Prada

#answer #asked #driver #everyone #fashion

A hundred years ago, of course, the question that the German Composers' Co-operative asked itself sounded a lot more fundamental: How do you create a fair share for those who ensure that works can actually be performed at all? ↗

— Johannes Rau

#ago #asked #co-operative #composers #course

I am constantly asked why I never made other films after 'There's No Business Like Show Business,' the answer is I was never asked. ↗

— Johnnie Ray

#am #answer #asked #business #constantly

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short. ↗

— Mickey Rooney

#am #asked #divorce #how #i

Michelle Obama was asked when life begins. According to her it's when she and Barack take over the White House. ↗

— Evan Sayet

#asked #barack #begins #her #house

One congressman asked 'I just want to know if you've accepted Jesus Christ as your personal savior. The minister looked stunned, and he said 'no.' The whole table almost fell on the floor. The congressman was quite serious. That was his litmus test. ↗

— Jim Sasser

#almost #asked #christ #congressman #fell

Be able to decline a date so gracefully that the person isn't embarrassed that he or she asked. ↗

— Marilyn vos Savant

#asked #date #decline #embarrassed #gracefully