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I don't consider myself bald, I'm just taller than my hair.


Lucius Annaeus Seneca


#consider #hair #i #just #myself

Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald.


Navjot Singh Sidhu


#comb #experience #gives #life #like

Fortunately, it doesn't seem to have made a lot of difference to my audience that I'm as bald as a billiard ball!


James Taylor


#bald #ball #difference #fortunately #i

Oh, hello," Dr. M says, shaking Balder's hand. "Wonderful costume. I'm a bit of a role player myself on the weekends. Tell me, where did you get the helmet?" It was forged in the North, blessed by the hands of Odin, given to me by my mother, Frigg," Balder answers. Lovely. I got mine on the Internet.


Libba Bray


#bovine #bray #going #helmet #humor

Lissa lowered her voice and added, "I might not even go to school anyway. I might defer and join the Peace Corps and go to Africa and shave my head and dig latrines." "Shave your head?" I said, because, really, this was the most ludicrous part of the whole thing. "You? Do you have any idea how ugly most people's bare heads are? They've got all kinds of bumps, Lissa. And you won't know until it's too late and you're flat-out bald.


Sarah Dessen


#humor #lissa #remy #sarah-dessen #this-lullaby

At the concert I'm going to crown the best looking man, Mr. Tampa. Bald men definitely have an edge.


Christine Lavin


#best #concert #crown #definitely #edge

Well, that dog was all Diamond had. When you love something, you can’t just sit by and not do anything.’ ‘I suppose it may be God’s way of telling us to love people while they’re here, because tomorrow they may be gone. I guess that’s a pretty sorry answer, but I’m afraid it’s the only one I’ve got.’ ‘You’re wise beyond your years. And what you say makes perfect sense. But I think when it comes to matters of the heart, perfect sense may be last thing you want to listen to.’ - Cotton Longfellow


David Baldacci


#wish-you-well #love

Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream, nobody is too old for cartoons, bald men are sexy, chocolate is the best medicine, BIG books are better, cats secretly rule the planet, and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks.


Richelle E. Goodrich


#books #cartoons #cats #chocolate #frozen-yogurt

It would ha' been a good deal easier, if ye'd only been a witch.


Diana Gabaldon


#epic #fraser #graphic-novel #outlander #romance

The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.


Jorge Luis Borges


#between #comb #falklands #fight #men






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