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#chocolate

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #chocolate




Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt.


Judith Olney


#food #food

Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food.


Michael Levine


#food

Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love.


Karl Petzke


#symbolism #food

Also, vampires don't eat food. You never get to eat chocolate again. Ever. I'd rather die.


Sarah Rees Brennan


#human #vampire #food

Nobody knows the truffles I've seen.


George Lang


#food #truffles #food

Chocolate is a perfect food, as wholesome as it is delicious, a beneficent restorer of exhausted power...it is the best friend of those engaged in literary pursuits.


Justus Liebig


#food

If I ever meet with the man who fulfills my ideal, I shall make it a condition of the marriage settlement, that I am to have chocolate under the pillow.


Wilkie Collins


#food #marriage #food

To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth.


Esi Edugyan


#food #humor #food

A Kiss is a terrible name for a piece of chocolate shaped like a water droplet, because kisses are hot and would melt chocolate—even if it is wearing an astronaut suit made out of tinfoil.



Jarod Kintz


#chocolate #funny #humor #kiss #melt

If a problem can be solved, there is nothing to worry about. If it can't be solved, well you can always buy chocolate :)


Pablo


#funny #funny






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