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I eat vegetarian a lot. I buy only fresh ingredients and cook from scratch - that way, when I feel like snacking and look in my fridge, it's: 'Oh, baby carrots or chocolate soy pudding. Take your pick.'


Nadia Giosia


#buy #carrots #chocolate #cook #eat

I'm Irish, so I'm used to odd stews. I can take it. Just throw a lot of carrots and onions in there and I'll call it dinner.


Liam Neeson


#carrots #dinner #i #i can #irish

While Congress can't overturn the Supreme Court, we can provide carrots and sticks to prevent local governments from unfairly taking property from landowners.


Stephanie Herseth


#congress #court #governments #landowners #local

I know the pleasure of pulling up root vegetables. They are solvable mysteries.


Novella Carpenter


#farming #education

If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be messed-up.


Mitch Hedberg


#drunk #got #rabbits #would #you

If Kuwait grew carrots we wouldn't give a damn.


Lawrence Korb


#damn #give #grew #kuwait

For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee.


Alanis Morissette


#black #black coffee #carrots #coffee #diet

I don't do carrots.


John Bolton


#i

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.


Mae West


#about #carrots #diamond #diets #get

The running pants were tolerable, Drustan decided, relieved. The blue trews had clearly been a torture device and would have strangled a man's seed. Mayhap men were fashioned differently in her time. He hadn't seen one other bulge out there on the street; mayhap they all had wee carrots in their trews.


Karen Marie Moning


#drustan #karen-marie-moning #kiss-of-the-highlander #trews #men






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