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I prefer to think that God is not dead, just drunk.


John Huston


#drunk #god #i #just #prefer

Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink." "Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it." Exchange between Lady Astor and Winston Churchill—


Winston Churchill


#classic-insult #drunk #wife

Not every man remembers the name of the cow which supplied him with each drop of milk he has drunk.


Shmuel Y. Agnon


#drop #drunk #each #every #every man

I have never smoked and have always drunk a lot of water, but cleanse, tone and moisturise every day? No way!


Tori Amos


#cleanse #day #drunk #every #every day

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.


Fiona Apple


#drunk #everybody #five #gets #got

The last thing I stole was a box of Coca Cola from a parked truck in Adelaide. I was nice and drunk. It was New Year's Eve. And that was about 28 years ago.


Ronald Biggs


#ago #box #drunk #eve #i

Creationists make it sound as though a 'theory' is something you dreamt up after being drunk all night.


Isaac Asimov


#all night #being #creationists #dreamt #drunk

It's not a crime to get drunk.


Joe Bob Briggs


#drunk #get

Credit buying is much like being drunk. The buzz happens immediately and gives you a lift... The hangover comes the day after.


Joyce Brothers


#being #buying #buzz #comes #credit

A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it.


Samuel Butler


#children #clothes #drunkard #eat #give






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