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There is a communion of more than our bodies when bread is broken and wine drunk.


M. F. K. Fisher


#bread #broken #communion #drunk #more

I may be known as the girl who was sunbathing topless with a Prince but Jordan is known as that thick girl who always falls out of clubs drunk. I know which one I prefer.


Jenny Frost


#clubs #drunk #falls #girl #i

I am the person who is a mother against drunk driver.


Tracey Gold


#am #driver #drunk #i #i am

Many people have played themselves to death. Many people have eaten and drunk themselves to death. Nobody ever thought himself to death.


Gilbert Highet


#drunk #eaten #ever #himself #many

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.


Joe E. Lewis


#floor #holding #holding on #lay #man

I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind's eye. You don't think they were cute like every other baby?


Dustin Hoffman


#alone #baby #bum #criminal #cute

Summer is the time when one sheds one's tensions with one's clothes, and the right kind of day is jeweled balm for the battered spirit. A few of those days and you can become drunk with the belief that all's right with the world.


Ada Louise Huxtable


#battered #become #belief #clothes #day

It's funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn't popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I'm throwing up.


Jimmy Kimmel


#drunken #every #funny #guy #high

Statistics are used much like a drunk uses a lamppost: for support, not illumination.


Vin Scully


#illumination #like #much #statistics #support

The sky was falling down on me and I spent most of the time drunk. It was the only way I could handle it.


David Millar


#down #drunk #falling #handle #i






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