#drunk

Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus. ↗

— Ozzy Osbourne

#bus #different #drunk #like #sober

Then not only an old man, but also a drunkard, becomes a second time a child. ↗

— Plato

#becomes #child #drunkard #man #old

What kind of crops do they raise in the towns? Only Grand Dukes, Bolsheviks and drunkards! ↗

— Ernest Poole

#crops #drunkards #dukes #grand #kind

He uses statistics like a drunk uses lamp-posts, more for support than illumination. ↗

— Romano Prodi

#illumination #like #more #statistics #support

There are more old drunkards than old physicians. ↗

— Francois Rabelais

#more #old #physicians #than

I might get drunk one day and fall in love or fall over a hooker outside, and I would have consummated a relationship that I couldn't necessarily believe in. ↗

— Oliver Reed

#consummated #day #drunk #fall #get

Weary looked at him and shook his head and put the tailgate up and drove down the gravel towards the bivouac, carrying two drunks, who both fatuously imagined, that once in a dream somewhere, sometime, someplace, they had managed for a moment to touch another human soul and understand it. ↗

— James Jones

#drunkenness #dreams

Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators. ↗

— Will Rogers

#drunks #our #protects #senators

Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. ↗

— Ernest Hemingway

#drunk #keep #mouth #said #shut

The man who gets drunk in peacetime is a coward. The man who gets drunk in wartime goes on being a coward. ↗

— Jose Bergamin

#coward #drunk #gets #goes #man