#drunk

My singing voice is somewhere between a drunken apology and a plumbing problem. ↗

— Colin Firth

#between #drunken #plumbing #problem #singing

We agreed to do it when I was drunk at his house one night, then on the day I had to have four large brandies - they didn't touch the sides at all. People just got on with it though. It didn't gather a crowd! ↗

— Daniel Craig

#crowd #day #drunk #four #gather

(Nicholas)"Am I dead?" An odd question, but then she rememberd her mourning attire. "No sir, you are not." He relaxed a moment, then turned his head slightly as if searching for other passengers. His brows dived in a scowl. Am I married?" She wasn't sure how to answer. His kid gloves hid any evidence of his matrimonial state, but his expression of instantaneous alarm and regret suggested he was referring specifically to her. No sir, we are not. ↗

— Donna MacMeans

#drunk #humor #marriage #romance #education

Getting stopped for drunk driving in those days might mean that your entire career was over then. Not today. ↗

— Mark Goddard

#days #driving #drunk #entire #entire career

With 2 movies opening this summer, I have no relaxing time at all. Whatever I have is spent in a drunken stupor. ↗

— Hugh Grant

#i #movies #opening #relaxing #spent

I've been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it's never been about drinking to get drunk. I don't do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don't drive at night. ↗

— Sammy Hagar

#been #day #drink #drinking #drive

God watches over drunks and third baseman. ↗

— Leo Durocher

#drunks #god #over #third #watches

My forte is playing drunks down the ages. When my agent rings me about a role, I don't ask what the part is, but what century it's in. ↗

— Johnny Vegas

#agent #ages #ask #century #down

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools. ↗

— Ernest Hemingway

#drunk #fools #forced #his #intelligent

If merely 'feeling good' could decide, drunkenness would be the supremely valid human experience. ↗

— William James

#decide #drunkenness #experience #feeling #feeling good