#drunk

Because of the high altitude, you get drunk really fast. So everyone's drunk all the time. ↗

— Clea Duvall

#because #drunk #everyone #fast #get

He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp posts - for support rather than for illumination. ↗

— Andrew Lang

#illumination #lamp #man #posts #rather

It pays to get drunk with the best people. ↗

— Joe E. Lewis

#drunk #get #pays #people

I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane! ↗

— Bob Livingston

#by the time #champion #cotton #cotton fields #down

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite. ↗

— Bette Midler

#bite #drink #drunk #i #much