#women

Men lie to get laid, women lie about orgasms, and hermaphrodites lie to themselves.
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— Jarod Kintz

#deception #funny #hermaphrodites #humor #lie

My friend has had sex with half the women in this city. I think he had sex with the lower half of all the women. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#funny #sex #women #funny

Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. ↗

— Phyllis Diller

#women #freedom

Can you imagine a world without men? There'd be no crime, and lots of fat happy women. ↗

— Nicole Hollander

#men-and-women #imagination

In England I am always madam; I arrived too late to ever be a miss. In New York I have only been madamed once, by the doorman at the Carlyle Hotel. ↗

— Anna Quindlen

#form-of-address #formality #london #madam #miss

The only thing you should be faking is confidence. If you don't have it yet, pretend that you do. Pretend you're not nervous, pretend you're not scared, and after a while, the pretend part disappears. ↗

— Patricia V. Davis

#women-s-empowerment #life

There's nothing wrong with her except she's completely fucked up. ↗

— Gary Shteyngart

#women #love

She did not think it was true that women fell in love all at once, but rather, that they fell in love through repitition, just the way someone became brave. ↗

— Tatjana Soli

#women #love

...of the things I want my daughters to know the greatest of these is love. ↗

— Elin Hilderbrand

#love

Someone who dreams cannot be forced to stop—there are no limitations to dreams, because we do not own dreams, dreams are from God. ↗

— Christina Westover

#dreamers #dreams #inspirational #literary-quotes #poisoning-sylvie