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Well, when I was younger, in high school, I started out smoking pot. Which escalated into taking acid on a regular basis, which escalated into selling acid. And then I started, when I went to college, I started doing opiates.


John Wozniak


#basis #college #doing #high #high school

Life has a funny way of turning you into the one thing you don't want to be.


Jonathan Levine


#life #you #funny

Get the habit of analysis - analysis will in time enable synthesis to become your habit of mind.


Frank Lloyd Wright


#become #enable #get #habit #mind

I found this, though," Gazzy said excitedly, holding up a small green box. "Gas-X! Like, 'X' for explosion! This is great! I'm thinking I rig this with a detonator and-" "Did you find that in the medicine cabinet?" Dylan asked. "Yeah." "It's for upset stomachs," Dylan said, trying to hide a smile. He pointed to the words on the box. "It's to reduce gas in you digestive system, not to create more gas to make explosions." Gazzy's face fell as Iggy said, "Really? Gazzy, take it! Take the whole box!


James Patterson


#funny #gas #humor #iggy-i-love-you #lol

When one is young, one venerates and despises without that art of nuances which constitutes the best gain of life, and it is only fair that one has to pay dearly for having assaulted men and things in this manner with Yes and No. Everything is arranged so that the worst of tastes, the taste for the unconditional, should be cruelly fooled and abused until a man learns to put a little art into his feelings and rather to risk trying even what is artificial — as the real artists of life do.


Friedrich Nietzsche


#judgment #maturity #nuance #unconditional #youth

I had a few good professors in my painting and drawing classes, but all my graphic design classes tried to teach us how to use Photoshop and Illistrator by showing the class demonstration video clips. You know, exactly like the kind you can watch for free on Youtube, except these video clips cost me thousands of dollars to watch. I felt like I paid a lot of money to learn martial arts, only to show up to find the instructor is fat, sluggish, and cowardly, and he tries to overcome that by trying to teach us how to fight by showing us Chuck Norris movies. (Fact: Chuck Norris could teach me how to fight without even bothering to show up to class).


Jarod Kintz


#class #classes #college #debt #illustrator

I got a chain letter by fax. It's very simple. You just fax a dollar bill to everybody on the list.


Steven Wright


#chain #dollar #everybody #fax #got

Appalling numbers of youth have been led into a cynical ultra-sophisticated attitude which regards drinking as a badge of social aptitude, which makes a fetish of sport and professes eroticism as a way of life. A perverted and insane pictorial art, lewd exhibitionistic dancing and jungle music form the spiritual norm of this sector of America's youth.


Francis Parker Yockey


#art

You had better love the music... because sometimes the music doesn't love you.


Zakk Wylde


#better #had #love #love you #music

What people say realistic, may not necessarily the same as what we think. At the end we will know which one Is ourselves, which one is not.


Dee


#belief #dream #inspirational #realistic #yourself






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