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Joe E. Lewis

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The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.


— Joe E. Lewis


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I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster.


— Joe E. Lewis


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It pays to get drunk with the best people.


— Joe E. Lewis


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Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants on.


— Joe E. Lewis


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You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough.


— Joe E. Lewis


#live #once #only #right #work

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.


— Joe E. Lewis


#once #only #right #work #you

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.


— Joe E. Lewis


#floor #holding #holding on #lay #man

Show me a friend in need and I'll show you a pest.


— Joe E. Lewis


#i #me #need #pest #show

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my Scotch, I say I'm thirsty, not dirty.


— Joe E. Lewis


#dirty #i #me #say #scotch

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.


— Joe E. Lewis


#anyone #camels #distrust #drink #else






About Joe E. Lewis

Joe E. Lewis Quotes




Did you know about Joe E. Lewis?

On his live album Sinatra at the Sands (1966) Sinatra says that even though he recently celebrated his 50th birthday he would have the body of a 22-year-old man "If I hadn't spent all those years drinking with Joe E. After refusing because he had been offered more money by a rival gang to appear at their own club "The New Rendezvous" he was later assaulted by McGurn one morning in November 1927 in his 10th floor Commonwealth Hotel room mutilated (his throat cut) and left for dead. Joe appeared in the movies Too Many Husbands (the 1931 short comedy) Private Number (1936) The Holy Terror (1937) Private Buckaroo (1942) and played himself in Lady In Cement (1968).

Lewis (January 12 1902 – June 4 1971) born Joseph Klewan in New York City was an American comedian and singer.

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