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We need arrogant people who like showing off. They can cover us from bullets in the line of fire.


Toba Beta


#show-off #target #arrogance

As teenagers, Marcus had been the muscle and Jake the brains. Marcus had beat up the kids who'd made fun of skinny Jake; Jake had convinced teachers not to punish him. Since then, Marcus had grown a brain (kind of) and Jake had developed muscles. But habits die hard.


Gena Showalter


#humor #humor

I saw a bottle of conditioner the other day that said, "Family Size," and I thought, That's odd, I didn't know too many families showered together.


Jarod Kintz


#family-size #funny #humor #risiculous #shower

Life is too cruel, if we cease to believe in love, why would we want to live?


Katerina Petrova


#katherine-pierce #vampire-diaries-show #life

I'll believe it if I see it" for dogs translates to "I'll believe it if I smell it." So don't bother yelling at them; it's the energy and scent they pay attention to, not your words.


Cesar Millan


#dogs #show-love-for-dogs #yin-and-yang #love

He took my hand and held it against his chest, "Feel that? It beats for you.


Karli Perrin


#june #love #na #new-adult #romance

I believe it's our loss of connection with our instinctual side that prevents us from being effective pack leaders for our dogs. Perhaps it's also why we also seem to be failing at being positive guardians of our planet.


Cesar Millan


#dogs #save-the-planet #show-love-for-dogs #love

When people show you who they are, believe them.


Maya Angelou


#ethereal #love #people #show #love

I do a public access show with puppets. Puppets called actors, TV and movie stars.


Craig Ferguson


#actresses #puppets #talk-show-host #tv #movies

That will do extremely well, child. You have delighted us long enough. Let the other young ladies have time to exhibit.


Jane Austen


#irony #modesty #musicality #showing-off #music






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