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W. C. Fields

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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.


— W. C. Fields


#add #cook #even #food #i

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.


— W. C. Fields


#day #every #every day #get #off

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.


— W. C. Fields


#horse #keeps #people #sense #thing

You can't trust water: Even a straight stick turns crooked in it.


— W. C. Fields


#crooked #even #stick #straight #turns

If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.


— W. C. Fields


#i #life #live #my life #over

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.


— W. C. Fields


#drink #drove #even #her #i

I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.


— W. C. Fields


#because #disgusting #drink #fish #i

I like children - fried.


— W. C. Fields


#children #fried #i #like

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.


— W. C. Fields


#cure #get #insomnia #lot #sleep

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.


— W. C. Fields


#expect #impress #keep #life #never






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Did you know about W. C. Fields?

Fields Fields for President (1940 1971) Dodd Mead ISBN 0-396-06419-1. Micawber in MGM's David Copperfield in 1935. His 1934 classic It's a Gift included his stage sketch of trying to escape his nagging family by sleeping on the back porch and being bedeviled by noisy neighbors and traveling salesmen.

Fields was an American comedian actor juggler and writer. C.

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