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W. C. Fields

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I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.


— W. C. Fields


#always #case #handy #i #i always

I never met a kid I liked.


— W. C. Fields


#kid #liked #met #never

Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned.


— W. C. Fields


#been #cry #may #milk #never

Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.


— W. C. Fields


#bartender #best #case #nerves #scotch

There are only two real ways to get ahead today - sell liquor or drink it.


— W. C. Fields


#drink #get #liquor #only #real

I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.


— W. C. Fields


#bottle #case #handy #i #i see

If there's a will, prosperity can't be far behind.


— W. C. Fields


#far #prosperity #will

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.


— W. C. Fields


#about #again #being #damn #damn fool

Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.


— W. C. Fields


#i #last #philadelphia #week #went

No doubt exists that all women are crazy; it's only a question of degree.


— W. C. Fields


#crazy #degree #doubt #exists #no doubt






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Fields Fields for President (1940 1971) Dodd Mead ISBN 0-396-06419-1. Micawber in MGM's David Copperfield in 1935. His 1934 classic It's a Gift included his stage sketch of trying to escape his nagging family by sleeping on the back porch and being bedeviled by noisy neighbors and traveling salesmen.

Fields was an American comedian actor juggler and writer. C.

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