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W. C. Fields

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The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.


— W. C. Fields


#cure #get #insomnia #lot #sleep

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.


— W. C. Fields


#am #equally #every #free #hate

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.


— W. C. Fields


#around #butler #feet #having #house

Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against.


— W. C. Fields


#against #always #anybody #hell #i

Sleep - the most beautiful experience in life - except drink.


— W. C. Fields


#drink #except #experience #life #most

Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.


— W. C. Fields


#days #during #forced #i #live

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.


— W. C. Fields


#carry #case #furthermore #small #snake

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.


— W. C. Fields


#money #nothing #poor #poor man #rich

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live.


— W. C. Fields


#heart #last #live #long #will

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.


— W. C. Fields


#expect #impress #keep #life #never






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Fields Fields for President (1940 1971) Dodd Mead ISBN 0-396-06419-1. Micawber in MGM's David Copperfield in 1935. His 1934 classic It's a Gift included his stage sketch of trying to escape his nagging family by sleeping on the back porch and being bedeviled by noisy neighbors and traveling salesmen.

Fields was an American comedian actor juggler and writer. C.

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