W. C. Fields

The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#cost #dollar #gone #living #quart

Never give a sucker an even break. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#even #give #never #sucker

On the whole, I'd rather be in Philidelphia. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#rather #whole

I drink therefore I am. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#drink #i #i am #therefore

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#family #men #most #were #women

I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#i #never #pipes #rusts #stuff

I never vote for anyone. I always vote against. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#always #anyone #i #i always #never

I'm free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#everyone #free #hate #i #prejudices

Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#children #ever #heard #neither #seen

Here lies W. C. Fields. I would rather be living in Philadelphia. ↗

— W. C. Fields

#here #i #lies #living #philadelphia