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W. C. Fields

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There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull by the tail and face the situation.


— W. C. Fields


#bull #comes #face #man #must

Remember, a dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream.


— W. C. Fields


#downstream #fish #float #live #remember

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.


— W. C. Fields


#carry #case #furthermore #small #snake

Women are like elephants. I like to look at 'em, but I wouldn't want to own one.


— W. C. Fields


#i #like #look #own #want

The clever cat eats cheese and breathes down rat holes with baited breath.


— W. C. Fields


#breathes #cat #cheese #clever #down

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.


— W. C. Fields


#applied #chair #electricity #expert #father

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad.


— W. C. Fields


#bad #children #hates #who

Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.


— W. C. Fields


#her #into #marry #night #out

I never drink water. I'm afraid it will become habit-forming.


— W. C. Fields


#become #drink #i #never #water

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.


— W. C. Fields


#expect #impress #keep #life #never






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Did you know about W. C. Fields?

Fields Fields for President (1940 1971) Dodd Mead ISBN 0-396-06419-1. Micawber in MGM's David Copperfield in 1935. His 1934 classic It's a Gift included his stage sketch of trying to escape his nagging family by sleeping on the back porch and being bedeviled by noisy neighbors and traveling salesmen.

Fields was an American comedian actor juggler and writer. C.

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