#cat

Of all the things God created, from sunrises and rainbows, to black holes and humor, cats are the most fascinating to me.
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— Jarod Kintz

#humor

The Reformer is always right about what's wrong. However, he's often wrong about what is right. ↗

— G.K. Chesterton

#christianity #humor #protestantism #reformation #religion

how can you love a little cat so much in such a short short time? ↗

— Sharon Creech

#love #love

I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics. ↗

— Woody Allen

#humor #love #marriage #humor

There's no room for demons when you're self-possessed. ↗

— Carrie Fisher

#self-deprecation #humor

I went on a road trip with my cat, Cap’n. I would have let him drive, but he was drunk. ↗

— Jarod Kintz

#cats #drive #drunk #humor #road-trip

Cats gravitate to kitchens like rocks gravitate to gravity. ↗

— Terry Pratchett

#humor #humor

Cats, like butterflies, need no excuse. ↗

— Robert A. Heinlein

#humor

An ordinary man can enjoy breakfasting on juice and rye bread. But when you are underfed, scorned, miserable or just plain bored, you don’t want to eat dull wholesome food. You want something a little more colourful, exciting, tastier, meatier and juicier. ↗

— R.S. Vern

#animated #cat-haee #cathaee #children-s-books #dark

Loud ringing noises, I've discovered, upset Mr.Peepers. ↗

— Meg Cabot

#humor #noise #humor