Willie Nelson

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ↗

— Willie Nelson

#birds #cheese #competition #mice #timing

There are more old drunks than there are old doctors. ↗

— Willie Nelson

#humor #humor

When I started counting my blessings, my whole life turned around. ↗

— Willie Nelson

#blessings #counting #i #life #started

I don’t believe in adhering to any rules I don’t support and I didn’t vote for. To hell with what people think. Just be who you are and you’ll be happy. ↗

— Willie Nelson

#men

I believe in looseness. ↗

— Willie Nelson

#freedom #freedom

I didn't come here and I ain't leavin'. ↗

— Willie Nelson

#here #i #leavin

You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it. ↗

— Willie Nelson

#expensive #know #why #worth #worth it

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. ↗

— Willie Nelson

#first #lovers #makes #ninety-nine #ninety-nine percent

All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me to give up? ↗

— Willie Nelson

#golf #i #i do #me #music

I got along without you before I met you and I'll get along without you a long time after you're gone. ↗

— Willie Nelson

#along #before #get #gone #got