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#golf

Read through the most famous quotes by topic #golf




Golf is not easy.


Yani Tseng


#golf

Golf is a good walk spoiled.


Mark Twain


#golf #good #spoiled #walk

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.


Jim Bishop


#american #american men #fun #golf #having

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.


Mark Twain


#balls #golf #golf balls #good #lost

I started playing golf when I was a kid, because across the street from where we lived there was a little nine-hole golf course where my father worked.


Lewis Black


#because #course #father #golf #golf course

I think one reason people play golf is it allows them to obsess about something other than the daily crap. It takes your mind off that.


Lewis Black


#allows #crap #daily #golf #i

If I get a week off, I'll go to a hotel that has a golf course. I like to come downstairs and go right onto the course. I'll do that five days in a row.


Lewis Black


#course #days #downstairs #five #get

I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and going to the beach, all my own age. We'd be laughing and having a good time and getting loopy on our prescription drugs. Driving golf carts around. I can't wait.


Cameron Diaz


#all day #around #beach #bunch #carts

I love golf. But do you know how I got good at golf? Because of Charles Barkley. I was playing with Charles, Michael Jordan and Roy Green, and Charles was talking so much trash. On every shot, he was talking trash. So I left the tournament, and I went and practiced for a year and half.


Eric Dickerson


#charles #do you know #every #golf #good

I think Tahoe is one of the hidden gems in the country, and I've played a lot of golf around the country. You can't beat the smells and the clean air and just the way it makes you feel.


Trent Dilfer


#around #beat #clean #clean air #country






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