#golf

I had very low expectations. Honestly, I think I had 11 rounds of golf the entire year in before this tournament, and I had hit balls maybe four or five times. ↗

— Trent Dilfer

#before #entire #expectations #five #four

If you take my entire golfing life, my favorites are the older courses, the more traditional and the more authentic. ↗

— Trent Dilfer

#courses #entire #favorites #golfing #life

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty. ↗

— Harry Vardon

#day #golf #much #play #plenty

To play well you must feel tranquil and at peace. I have never been troubled by nerves in golf because I felt I had nothing to lose and everything to gain. ↗

— Harry Vardon

#been #everything #feel #felt #gain

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron. ↗

— Lee Trevino

#caught #course #during #even #god

If a lot of people gripped a knife and fork the way they do a golf club, they'd starve to death. ↗

— Sam Snead

#club #death #fork #golf #golf club

I did 'Formula 51' because I got to run around Liverpool in a kilt, with golf clubs. ↗

— Samuel L. Jackson

#because #clubs #did #formula #golf

Proposals to forbid golf courses have about the same motivations as proposals to forbid skate boarding, although the rationalizations are different. ↗

— John McCarthy

#although #boarding #courses #different #forbid

The greatest thing about golf, there's no end to it unless you're dead. You just go from here to the Senior Tour. ↗

— Fuzzy Zoeller

#dead #end #go #golf #greatest

The difference between a good golf shot and a bad one is the same as the difference between a beautiful and a plain woman --a matter of millimetres. ↗

— Ian Fleming

#golf #insightful #beauty