#golf

I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser. ↗

— Arnold Palmer

#called #eraser #game #golf #golf game

I run like an electric golf cart. Now I look at eating as a way to feed my body and keep me younger. It's not about starving your body, but treating your body like a Ferrari. You don't put in the crappiest gas you can find. You use supreme. In the long term, you'll run clean. ↗

— Carol Alt

#body #cart #clean #eating #electric

Sometimes not getting what you want is a brilliant stroke of luck. ↗

— Lorii Myers

#life #luck #make-it-happen #success #winning

although she went home that night feeling happier than she had ever been in her short life, she did not confuse the golf course party with a good party, and she did not tell herself she had a pleasant time. it had been, she felt, a dumb event preceded by excellent invitations. what frankie did that was unusual was to imagine herself in control. the drinks, the clothes, the instructions, the food (there had been none), the location, everything. she asked herself: if i were in charge, how could i have done it better? ↗

— E. Lockhart

#golf-course-party #in-control #food

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black. ↗

— Charles Barkley

#best #black #going #golfer #hell

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. ↗

— Dave Barry

#anybody #clothing #golf #hideous #open

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. ↗

— Dave Barry

#ball #been #far #golf #hitting

I didn't know much about golf growing up. ↗

— Yogi Berra

#golf #growing #growing up #i #know

Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit. ↗

— Eric Bristow

#because #bit #contract #fallen #get

I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs. ↗

— Delta Burke

#dogs #five #get #golf #golf cart