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And we were taught to play golf. Golf epitomizes the tame world. On a golf course nature is neutered. The grass is clean, a lawn laundry that wipes away the mud, the insect, the bramble, nettle and thistle, an Eezy-wipe lawn where nothing of life, dirty and glorious, remains. Golf turns outdoors into indoors, a prefab mat of stultified grass, processed, pesticided, herbicided, the pseudo-green of formica sterility. Here, the grass is not singing. The wind cannot blow through it. Dumb expression, greenery made stupid, it hums a bland monotone in the key of the mono-minded. No word is emptier than a golf tee. No roots, it has no known etymology, it is verbal nail polish. Worldwide, golf is an arch act of enclosure, a commons fenced and subdued for the wealthy, trampling serf and seedling. The enemy of wildness, it is a demonstration of the absolute dominion of man over wild nature.


Jay Griffiths


#nature #western-civilization #wilderness #life

Two things I take very seriously in life. My golf game and my relationship with God. Neither one is simple.


Cheryl Ladd


#god #golf #golf game #i #life

That's the difference between golf and many other sports. You go to some other sporting events, they just leave you or give you the cold shoulder and move on.


Bernhard Langer


#cold #difference #events #give #go

Well, they're Southern people, and if they know you are working at home they think nothing of walking right in for coffee. But they wouldn't dream of interrupting you at golf.


Harper Lee


#dream #golf #home #interrupting #know

Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you only cheat yourself.


Tony Lema


#golf #like #only #you #yourself

At one point, I had 14 pairs of golf shoes.


Tea Leoni


#had #i #pairs #point #shoes

It's not like I'm hanging out at shopping malls or going to celebrity golf tournaments. I'm so in my own little world. I got my dog, my music, my brother, a couple of friends.


Jared Leto


#celebrity #couple #dog #friends #going

I'm gonna be the best dad that ever lived. I'll have a ranch with a race car track and a golf course.


Jeremy London


#car #course #dad #ever #golf

When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.


Bernie Mac


#boat #chance #cigars #earth #get

I'm in semi-retirement, but what am I going to retire to? I don't ride horses, I don't golf anymore. I shoot a game of pool every now and then.


Pat Morita


#anymore #every #game #going #golf






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