#golf

The difference between a good golf shot and a bad one is the same as the difference between a beautiful and a plain woman --a matter of millimetres. ↗

— Ian Fleming

#golf #insightful #beauty

These golf people seem unnaturally obsessed. They dress kind of funny too, and it's become a running joke for Gretchen and I to e-mail the most ridiculous golfing pictures back and forth to each other. Sometimes she adds hysterical captions. She never puts them on PitchBitch, though. We can't threaten the gravy train. ↗

— Shawn Klomparens

#golf #humor #funny

It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. It took one afternoon on the golf course. ↗

— Hank Aaron

#golf #humor #sports #humor

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. ↗

— Tiger Woods

#basketball #black #dressed #golf #hockey

If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy. ↗

— George Archer

#i #probably #still

If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business. ↗

— Joey Adams

#business #golf #watch #you #your

I'm addicted. I'm addicted to golf. ↗

— Tiger Woods

#golf #i

Golf is me. ↗

— Tiger Woods

#me

Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards? ↗

— Al Boliska

#backwards #ever #golf #noticed #spells

In football, there were drinks available everywhere you looked. On a golf tournament, you could find one free anywhere you wanted it. In tennis and NBA basketball, everybody had a hospitality suite, and so you could go there and load up if you wanted to. ↗

— Pat Summerall

#available #basketball #could #drinks #everybody