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I don't know what London's coming to — the higher the buildings the lower the morals.


Noël Coward


#buildings #cities #london #morality #skyscrapers

I called her Mrs. Bennington at her insistence. When I'd referred to her as Ms. Bennington, she'd nearly bitten my head off. She was not one of your liberated women. She liked being a wife and mother. I was glad for her, it meant more freedom for the rest of us.


Laurell K. Hamilton


#freedom

My advice for a person who's just fallen out of a skyscraper window is, Flap your arms...faster.


Jarod Kintz


#flap #fly #funny #humor #skyscraper

I got out of the bathtub and put on a black low-cut dress with lace all over it sandly. I put on black high heels with pink metal stuff on the ends and six pairs of skull earrings. I couldn't fucking believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed . . . Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me! And Loopin was masticating to it! They were sitting on their broomsticks.


Tara Gilesbie


#funny #my-immortal #funny

Imagine this guy hits Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger and knocks him out. You hit Mike Hammer over the head with a wooden coathanger, he'll beat the crap out of you.


Mickey Spillane


#crap #guy #hammer #head #him

Crap. It's all crap. Living is crap. Life has no meaning. None. Nowhere to be found. Crap. Why doesn't anybody realize this?


K-Ske Hasegawa


#crap #dead #death #girl #god

Do you have to make me feel like there's nothing left of me? You can take everything I have, you can break everything I am, like I am made of glass, like I am made of paper.Go on and try to tear me down I will be rising from the ground like a Skyscraper...


Demi Lovato


#inspirational #skyscraper #inspirational

Skies are crying, I am watching, Catching teardrops in my hands. Only silence, as it's ending, Like we never had a chance. Do you have to make me feel Like there's nothing left of me?


Demi Lovato


#lyrics #silence #skyscraper #teardrops #inspirational

As the smoke clears, I awaken, And untangle you from me. Would it make you feel better To watch me, while I bleed? All my windows still are broken, But I'm standing on my feet.


Demi Lovato


#inspirational #lyrics #skyscraper #inspirational

I responded to this development with the kind of sophisticated language for which I am famous. "Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid crap.


John Green


#stupid #stupidity






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