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The months roll by like wheels on a wheelchair. Pretty soon it’ll be July. Feels like just last month it was May.



Jarod Kintz


#life #may #months #time #wheelchair

The Chair I’m writing to you, who made the archaic wooden chair look like a throne while you sat on it. Amidst your absence, I choose to sit on the floor, which is dusty as a dry Kansas day. I am stoic as a statue of Buddha, not wanting to bother the old wooden chair, which has been silent now for months. In this sunlit moment I think of you. I can still picture you sitting there-- your forehead wrinkled like an un-ironed shirt, the light splashed on your face, like holy water from St. Joseph’s. The chair, with rounded curves like that of a full-figured woman, seems as mellow as a monk in prayer. The breeze blows from beyond the curtains, as if your spirit has come back to rest. Now a cloud passes overhead, and I hush, waiting to hear what rests so heavily on the chair’s lumbering mind. Do not interrupt, even if the wind offers to carry your raspy voice like a wispy cloud.


Jarod Kintz


#chair #insightful #metaphor #peaceful #pensive

It's much easier to wear a Chairman Mao button and shake your fists in the air and all that, then to actually read the Communist manifesto and things like that and actually become involved in politics.


Lester Bangs


#air #become #button #chairman #chairman mao

I can't bear the thought of my mother having to push me around in a wheelchair. I'd rather die quickly.


Felix Baumgartner


#bear #die #having #i #me

In the Seventies, a lot of executions via electric chair failed because of technical problems. Seed tells the true story of someone who survived and sought revenge. They buried him alive to make it seem he was dead.


Uwe Boll


#because #buried #chair #dead #electric

I often say television is not a job for grown men. You go to a set, they pick out your clothes for you, they tell you where to stand, what to say, and your chair has your name on it in case you can't find a place to sit.


Danny Bonaduce


#chair #clothes #find #go #grown

Humanity's become a product and when humanity is a product, you get Auschwitz and you get Chair.


Edward Bond


#become #chair #get #humanity #product

I do remember that I was sitting in the make-up chair before the shoots for a commercial or film or other, and I thought: Sometime soon they are going to make a close-up of me and millions of people can see how many pimples I've got on my cheeks.


Jonathan Brandis


#chair #cheeks #close-up #commercial #film

In Botswana in the Kalahari Desert there's a tented camp called Jack's Camp, which is like old Africa meets Ralph Lauren. The Oriental rugs, the old leather chairs - you feel like you've just jumped out of a Ralph Lauren ad.


Mark Burnett


#africa #called #camp #chairs #desert

I'm a Southern girl. I like when they open the door and pull out a chair. I'm really into a man's man.


Brooke Burns


#door #girl #i #into #like






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