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I'm an armchair kind of guy, especially when it's raining, which it always is and always will be.


Arthur Smith


#armchair #especially #guy #i #kind

When the writing is good, a book becomes a mirror. The reader will see an uncanny familiarity and respond accordingly.


Jen Knox


#jen-knox #musical-chairs #philosophy #psychology #reading

I have the impression that if the "armchair generals" arguers got their way and asked only war veterans what to do about Saddam Hussein, there would have been a rather abrupt "regime change" in Iraq long before now.


Christopher Hitchens


#chicken-hawks #change

Suppose we have only dreamed, or made up, all those things - trees and grass and sun and moon and stars and Aslan himself. Suppose we have. Then all I can say is that, in that case, the made-up things seem a good deal more important than the real ones. Suppose this black pit of a kingdom of yours is the only world. Well, it strikes me as a pretty poor one.


C.S. Lewis


#puddleglum #dreams

How inappropriate,’ Lila said coldly. ‘Who’d ever dream of showing up at a dance in a wheelchair? What does she think she’s going to do all night?


Francine Pascal


#sweet-valley #wheelchairs #dreams

I remember saying to the chairman after serving the first year, "Why are we doing this? Why don't the Hawaiians have control?" "Well, we have no mechanism to do it," I was told.


Neil Abercrombie


#chairman #control #doing #first #i

Most people don't know who Ken Mehlman is. He's the chairman of the Republican Party, obviously, but what he's doing that Howard Dean isn't doing is spending a lot of time on the nuts and bolts of putting the party together.


Susan Estrich


#chairman #dean #doing #howard #howard dean

He whipped the chair around and actually split one of the things in half with the impact, spilling the spray of blood that was reflective, like mercury. John bellowed, "Anyone else want to donate blood to chair-ity?" He ducked into the the door and bashed one monster right in the wig, screaming, "There's some dessert! With a chair-y on top!


David Wong


#funny #john #funny

The months roll by like wheels on a wheelchair. Pretty soon it’ll be July. Feels like just last month it was May.



Jarod Kintz


#life #may #months #time #wheelchair

The Chair I’m writing to you, who made the archaic wooden chair look like a throne while you sat on it. Amidst your absence, I choose to sit on the floor, which is dusty as a dry Kansas day. I am stoic as a statue of Buddha, not wanting to bother the old wooden chair, which has been silent now for months. In this sunlit moment I think of you. I can still picture you sitting there-- your forehead wrinkled like an un-ironed shirt, the light splashed on your face, like holy water from St. Joseph’s. The chair, with rounded curves like that of a full-figured woman, seems as mellow as a monk in prayer. The breeze blows from beyond the curtains, as if your spirit has come back to rest. Now a cloud passes overhead, and I hush, waiting to hear what rests so heavily on the chair’s lumbering mind. Do not interrupt, even if the wind offers to carry your raspy voice like a wispy cloud.


Jarod Kintz


#chair #insightful #metaphor #peaceful #pensive






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