#golf

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. ↗

— Dave Barry

#anybody #clothing #golf #hideous #open

For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball. ↗

— Dave Barry

#ball #been #far #golf #hitting

I didn't know much about golf growing up. ↗

— Yogi Berra

#golf #growing #growing up #i #know

Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows a year in pubs, so the golf's fallen away a bit. ↗

— Eric Bristow

#because #bit #contract #fallen #get

I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs. ↗

— Delta Burke

#dogs #five #get #golf #golf cart

When I hosted the dinner I served fast food hamburgers. It had nothing to do with black, white, purple, yellow, green race. it had nothing to do with Tiger or his family or his golf game. ↗

— Fuzzy Zoeller

#dinner #family #fast #fast food #food

I always thought of myself as some sort of athlete until I started playing golf a couple years ago. ↗

— James Caan

#always #athlete #couple #golf #i

Golf isn't first on my list anymore. There are a lot of things ahead of golf and I have to go ahead and do those things so I can play golf. I'm tired of hurting. Tired of fighting pain. ↗

— Fuzzy Zoeller

#anymore #fighting #first #go #golf

I hate golf to be tricked up. To me it's a fun game. ↗

— Fuzzy Zoeller

#game #golf #hate #i #me

If I hadn't become a golfer, I doubt I'd be wealthy, because I don't have the sort of ego that drives a person all day long. I might have wound up driving a tractor. ↗

— Fuzzy Zoeller

#because #become #day #doubt #drives