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Willie Nelson

Read through the most famous quotes from Willie Nelson




Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play.


— Willie Nelson


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My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.


— Willie Nelson


#doctor #doctors #down #drunks #i

You know why divorces are so expensive? They're worth it.


— Willie Nelson


#expensive #know #why #worth #worth it






About Willie Nelson

Willie Nelson Quotes




Did you know about Willie Nelson?

Richards' funeral in 2006 Nelson along with his manager and his sister Bobbi were arrested in St. In 2005 Nelson and his family hosted the first annual "Willie Nelson & NORML Benefit Golf Tournament" leading to a cover appearance and inside interview in the January 2008 issue of High Times magazine. Willie & Family tours North America in the bio-diesel bus Honeysuckle Rose IV which is fueled by Bio-Willie.

It was later discovered that his accountants Price Waterhouse did not pay Nelson's taxes for years. On the environmental front Nelson owns the bio-diesel brand Willie Nelson Biodiesel which is made from vegetable oil. During this time he worked as a disc jockey in Texas radio stations and a singer in honky tonks.

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