#why

I don't understand why everyone has to wear black, grey and white. ↗

— Richard Rogers

#everyone #grey #i #understand #wear

Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. ↗

— Will Rogers

#agreed #anything #democrats #each #never

The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats. ↗

— Will Rogers

#cannibal #democrat #democrats #difference #each

If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out? ↗

— Will Rogers

#got #into #mess #out #stupidity

Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth. ↗

— Will Rogers

#anybody #anything #constitutional #constitutional amendment #did

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business? ↗

— Will Rogers

#business #check #crime #legalize #out

Why do you think the old stories tell of men who set out on great journeys to impress the gods? Because trying to impress people just isn't worth the time and effort. ↗

— Henry Rollins

#effort #gods #great #impress #journeys

I forged myself out of a vacuum. I crawl along the highway on hacked off stumps year after year. Some wonder how and why. I never do. ↗

— Henry Rollins

#along #crawl #forged #hacked #highway

George Raft may or may not have gone both ways, but he was very sensitive to what they said about him, and it was one factor why he decided to play all those gangsters in the movies. ↗

— Cesar Romero

#both #decided #factor #gangsters #george

That's why I like to get out there, and get people to see the other side of Mitt, and know us in a different reflection when you see the family and how funny he is with the boys and with the grandkids. And you know, just what a super guy he is. That's part of what I am doing, is letting people see the other side of Mitt. ↗

— Ann Romney

#different #doing #family #funny #get