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Woody Allen

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I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens.

— Woody Allen

#fear #humor #life #death

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.

— Woody Allen

#life #sex #humor

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.

— Woody Allen

#bad #imitate #imitates #life #television

The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.

— Woody Allen


To you, I'm an atheist. To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

— Woody Allen

#atheism #humor #humor

Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.

— Woody Allen


My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

— Woody Allen

#am #else #i #i am #life

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

— Woody Allen

#humor #mankind #silence #humor

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

— Woody Allen

#men-and-women #love

I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland.

— Woody Allen

#humor #music #humor

About Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

Did you know about Woody Allen?

He began to call himself Woody Allen. Allen Keaton and Roberts would reprise their roles in the film version of the play directed by Herbert Ross. 1980s
Allen's 1980s films even the comedies have somber and philosophical undertones with their influences being the works of European directors specifically Ingmar Bergman and Federico Fellini.

By the mid-1960s Allen was writing and directing films first specializing in slapstick comedies before moving into more dramatic material influenced by European art cinema during the 1970s. In the early 1960s Allen started performing as a stand-up comic emphasizing monologues rather than traditional jokes. Critic Roger Ebert has described Allen as "a treasure of the cinema".

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