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Woody Allen

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I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.

— Woody Allen

#good #i #lot #lover #my own

I'm not a drinker, my body won't, really. I had two martinis New Years Eve and I tried to hi-jack an elevator and fly it to Cuba.

— Woody Allen


The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

— Woody Allen


I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.

— Woody Allen


More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

— Woody Allen


A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.

— Woody Allen


I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.

— Woody Allen

#dead #eat #i #oysters #sick

You rely too much on brain. The brain is the most overrated organ.

— Woody Allen

#life #writing #life

How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?

— Woody Allen

#humor #humor

I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse.

— Woody Allen

#call #dead #dead horse #him #horse

About Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

Did you know about Woody Allen?

He began to call himself Woody Allen. Allen Keaton and Roberts would reprise their roles in the film version of the play directed by Herbert Ross. 1980s
Allen's 1980s films even the comedies have somber and philosophical undertones with their influences being the works of European directors specifically Ingmar Bergman and Federico Fellini.

By the mid-1960s Allen was writing and directing films first specializing in slapstick comedies before moving into more dramatic material influenced by European art cinema during the 1970s. In the early 1960s Allen started performing as a stand-up comic emphasizing monologues rather than traditional jokes. Critic Roger Ebert has described Allen as "a treasure of the cinema".

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