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Woody Allen

Read through the most famous quotes from Woody Allen

It's a match made in a retarded angel.

— Woody Allen


I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying. I don't want to live on in the hearts of my countrymen; I want to live on in my apartment.

— Woody Allen


If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.

— Woody Allen

#god #him #laugh #make #plans

Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.

— Woody Allen


Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.

— Woody Allen


Eighty percent of success is showing up.

— Woody Allen

#eighty #percent #showing #showing up #success is

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.

— Woody Allen

#misanthrope #social-anxiety #socialism

If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.

— Woody Allen

#metaphysics #philosophy #philosophy

If Jesus came back and saw what was being done in his name, he'd never stop throwing up.

— Woody Allen

#humor #organized-religion #religion #woody-allen #humor

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.

— Woody Allen

#hundred #live #make #things #up

About Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

Did you know about Woody Allen?

He began to call himself Woody Allen. Allen Keaton and Roberts would reprise their roles in the film version of the play directed by Herbert Ross. 1980s
Allen's 1980s films even the comedies have somber and philosophical undertones with their influences being the works of European directors specifically Ingmar Bergman and Federico Fellini.

By the mid-1960s Allen was writing and directing films first specializing in slapstick comedies before moving into more dramatic material influenced by European art cinema during the 1970s. In the early 1960s Allen started performing as a stand-up comic emphasizing monologues rather than traditional jokes. Critic Roger Ebert has described Allen as "a treasure of the cinema".

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